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= Neurosaurology in Brainstorm =
''Authors: Ella Mezzosoika and Raymundo Cassani''
''Created on: April 1st, 2024''
For many, the field of paleontology is about digging data meters underground. However, a '''fortunate''' typo brought into existence the field of EEG for dinosaurs (see below). The way is works is actually disarmingly simple. First, the dinosaur's brain activity is recovered using the well-established processes of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embroidery|embroidery]] and [[https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deshilado_de_Aguascalientes|desihilado]] of the space time fabric.
Below is an example where we analyze the brain activity of 3 subjects experiencing a simple auditory stimulus. We have made the present data entirely available under '''[[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/xz6zb3tsr44hf9oggavzk/Neurosaurology.zip?rlkey=7csu9ru8y5oao8j0va5t4zdoq&dl=0|this link]]'''.
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'''Q: Can we use this approach with dinosaurs such as [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterosaur|pterosaurs]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichthyosauria|ichthyosaurs]]?'''<
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A: Of course not! That would be quack science; those are not dinosaurs!
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== Inspirational quotes ==
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" [I] was writing the introduction to an encyclopedia on dinosaur nests, when I mispelled "egg" for "eeg". From there on, everything became crystal clear: a new tool to expand our understanding of dinosaurs and dig out the truth. I sent some faxes to schedule zoom meetings with colleagues and as it happens, the new field of '''neurosaurology''' was born. I am sure this new discipline will give hope to all those dinosaur kids who ended up doing neuroscience.
> '''Theodore R. EXpinoza PhD''', ''Institute Ossa Exstincti''
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"In a similar way to Dino DNA, dinosaur brain patterns have been fossilized in the "amber" of the space-time continuum, waiting for millions of years that Brainstorm scientists came to read out what they have to tell us all. Using sophisticated open-source techniques, these experts can extract the preserved brain signals and... bingo! Dino EEG!"
> '''[[https://jurassicpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._DNA|Mr. DNA]]''', ''Brainstorm CTO and !InGen mascot''
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== References ==
* The 3D [[https://free3d.com/user/printable_models|printable_models]] of dinosaur heads and peanut are freely available at: [[https://free3d.com/3d-model/trex-head-v3--431898.html|T-rex]], [[https://free3d.com/3d-model/triceratops-head-v2--841093.html|triceratops]], [[https://free3d.com/3d-model/brachiosaurhead-v4--818052.html|brachiosaur]] and [[https://free3d.com/3d-model/peanut--969208.html|peanut]].
* The EEG data are modified from the [[https://neuroimage.usc.edu/brainstorm/Tutorials#Get_started|Introduction tutorial]] of Brainstorm.
* The availability of the data was not a joke, you can download them '''[[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/xz6zb3tsr44hf9oggavzk/Neurosaurology.zip?rlkey=7csu9ru8y5oao8j0va5t4zdoq&dl=0|here]]'''.