Train your brain with Brainstorm

Authors: Sterno Cleidomastoid and Raymundo Cassani

Created on: April 1st, 2026

In the Brainstorm team, we believe that the forceful interception of unrelated knowledge areas can lead to the creation of new fields, which, as it is well studied, leads to the easy publication of works. This year innovation is the latest link in a long chain of developments that dates back dinosarus-&-neuroscience, and aestetics and data sience, behold the electrophysioculturism.

While in English the term bodybulding has been gaining strength over physical culture, more intelligible languages, have kept fisicoculturismo to describe the physical activity of the developing and control of one's muscles. Unfortunately, because of phrases such as "the brain is like a muscle", there has been a widespread denial of muscle status to the brain that was given by the King Stephen's royal decree: "The brain is a muscle that can move the world".

"Healthy mind in a healthy body"

is for amateurs, reach:

"Muscular mind in muscular body"

We now provide you the tools to track every idea repetition, food for thought, and every neuron recovery window so nothing is left to chance. Becoming the next Mr/Ms. Olympia is not about only talent anymore. It's about Brainstorm!!!.

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• Brains that train together, bulk up together

To our disgrace, the training your brain muscle idea, like most ideas in modern science, is nothing more than a cheap spin-off of the ancient Greece idea. In this case it is the Gymnasium as a place to exercise, socializing and engaging in intellectual pursuits. Though they forgot the selfies, protein shakes and memberships.

References

• The image above is Arnold_Schwarzenegger as Mr Olympia in 1974 (with a brain overlayed): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger