Neurosaurology in Brainstorm

Authors: Ella Mezzosoika and Raymundo Cassani

Created on: April 1st, 2024

For many the paleontology field was meters underground. However a fortunate typo brought into existence the dinosaur EEGs field. The theory behind it is simple. First one has to recover the dinosaur brain activity by using the processes of embroidery and desihilado on the space time fabric. Below we analyze this brain activity for 3 subjects experiencing an stimulus a time zero. The data shown in report is available in this link.

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• Q: Can we use this approach with dinosaurs such as pterosaurs or ichthyosaurs?
  
  A: Of course not! That would be quack science, those were not dinosaurs!

Inspirational quotes

• " [I] was writing the introduction to an encyclopedia on dinosaur nests, when "egg" became "eeg", and from there everything was clear, a new tool to expand our understanding of dinosaurs and dig out the truth. I sent some faxes to schedule zoom meetings with colleagues and like this the neurosaurology field was created. I am sure this new field will give hopes to all those dinosaur kids who ended up in neuroscience.

  > Theodore R. EXpinoza PhD, Institute Ossa Exstincti

• "In a similar way to Dino DNA, dinosaur brain patterns remained fossilized in the "amber" of the space-time continuum where they waited millions of years until Brainstorm scientists came along. Using sophisticated techniques, they extract the preserved brain signals and... bingo! Dino EEG!"

  > Mr. DNA, Brainstorm CTO and InGen mascot

References

• Credit to printable_models for the 3D models of the dinosaur heads and peanut freely available at: T-rex, triceratops, brachiosaur and peanut.

• Time series shown in here are modified after the Introduction tutorial in Brainstorm.

• The availability of the data was not a joke, you can download it to play with it here.